Before the show gets underway, we are shown highlights from last week, as Shane announces all the matches for Immortality bar one, making Robert Roode wait until this week to hear his opponent. Christopher Daniels and CM Punk picked up victories and then tossed their names in the hat for the MITB, while the VIP Lounge got heated, leading to a match this week between MVP and Jay Lethal. In a sit down interview, John Cena laid down his plans upon his return, while in the Main event World Heavyweight Champion Edge tried to get one over Batista, but failed as special guest referee, with the show going off the air with a potential glimpse of the future.

As the highlights end, we join Christy Hemme backstage outside the GM's Office.  But before she can address the camera, suddenly the door to the office opens and, Randy Orton steps out, thanking Shane and holding an envelope in his hand and, smiling to himself Randy shocks Christy with his presence, as she approaches him, saying…“Well now this is certainly unexpected, Randy Orton, the Legend Killer, welcome to Infest but, what are you doing here on Friday night? And if I may ask, what is in that envelope you are holding? And are you here for business or pleasure?” But Orton says…“Christy, I assure you my visit to Infest tonight is strictly profession, so don’t flatter yourself, after all I am married. Now regarding this envelope I hold, thanks to Shane McMahon the contents of this envelope are extremely interesting but, along with everyone else including Jim Cornette, if you wish to know what is inside, you have only to watch Meltdown this Wednesday night and all will be revealed…” Then as Orton smiles arrogantly to himself before stepping passed Christy and away, walking down the corridor and out of sight, Christy simply shrugs as we cut away.  We then roll to the opening credits to the theme song ‘Enemy’ by Fozzy.

As the show goes live to the world amidst an explosion of pyro and light, the cameras pan around the sold out arena as the crowd is awash with replica t-shirts and signs of all the Infest superstars.

We then join the ‘Professor’ Mike Tenay and JBL at ringside. “Folks, welcome to the latest edition of Infest, and I must say what a night we have in store for you. After what went down on the VIP Lounge last week, Shane McMahon declared that tonight, MVP and Jay Lethal will go one on one…..if MVP wins then he qualifies for MITB….if he loses….then he will be Jay Lethal personal assistant until after Immortality!!” “Personally Tenay I am disgusted by that potential outcome….everybody knows that MVP is better then most…he doesn’t deserve that! “That’s the point John! Plus tonight Kazarian has the chance to prove himself as he goes one on one with World Heavyweight Champion Edge, and after what happened last week, Edge must surely have Batista on the mind.” “You think? The actions of Batista and Jericho last week were a disgrace……and personally I hope Edge takes it out on Kazarian tonight.” “You would, wouldn’t you. But folks, if that is not enough then how about this for a main event. We have the in ring return of John Cena as he goes head to head with the X Division Champion…AJ Styles!!! That match is set to be huge!!” “I agree with you there Tenay…..and what better way for AJ to prove his dominance then to beat the returning John Cena!!” “Tonight is like Immortality come early folks….be sure to not miss a moment!!”

With both men in the ring we are set to get things underway when….

‘EVERYDAY IN MY LIFE!’ The arena breaks out in boo’s as X Division Champion AJ Styles comes out in his wrestling gear as he is set to compete later on tonight. As he walks past the ring he pats the championship before taking a seat at the announce table, talking trash to Lethal as he does. And with Lethal distracted, MVP takes advantage and connects from behind with a clubbing blow followed by another. He then spins Lethal round and backs him against the ropes with some stinging chops. MVP then whips Lethal off into the opposite ropes only fr Lethal to duck underneath a swing, and then hit a springboard back elbow off the ropes. Then as MVP gets to his feet, Lethal takes him down with a hop toss, before following up with a cart-wheel into a drop kick. Lethal continues to look impressive, using his agility to keep on top as MVP rolls out of the ring asking for a 20 second time out. Lethal though is having none of it and hit’s the ropes before launching into a suicide dive. As the action returns to the ring, Lethal goes to the top, only for MVP to use ref Mark Johnson to pull himself up, and in doing so ‘accidentally’ pushes him into the ropes, causing Lethal to fall and straddle the turnbuckle. MVP then starts to take over, tossing Lethal into the corner and connecting with some hard shots before backing up and delivering a running kick to the head. He picks up several near falls but with no win to his frustration. Then Lethal starts to fight back, firing up he delivers several elbow shots to the head before whipping MVP into the ropes and delivering a standing hurricanrana. Lethal then picks up a near fall after hitting an elbow drop off the top. Then as the match reaches it’s finale, Lethal looks to head to the top as MVP struggles to get up, grabbing hold of the Johnson and begging for help. But as Lethal gets himself perched on the turnbuckle, AJ sprints from the announce table onto the apron and pushes Lethal off. Seeing this MVP takes advantage, letting go of Johnson and scurrying over to Lethal, pulling him up and getting him in position before delivering the Playmaker. He then makes the cover and picks up the victory. Then as he celebrates, AJ slides into the ring and crouches over Lethal, pointing at the belt and declaring he will never lose it.

Backstage we see Christy Hemme standing outside of the General Managers Office with the Motor City Machineguns. “Alex, Chris….I am waiting with you here because right now Kevin Nash is inside this office talking to Shane McMahon….but can you tell us what they are talking about?” Shelley is the first to speak. “Christy we would love to…..but we have been sworn to secrecy.” Sabin then takes over. “Kev said we could mention anything until we had confirmation that the talk was successful.” At that moment the door then opens and a happy looking Nash walks out. “Right boys……and hello boys(as he spots Christy). I worked my charm…talked about a couple of old war stories…gave him the keys to your cars……and I got what we wanted. Next week here on Infest the Machineguns will be competing in tag team action….and if you win then you will both qualify for the MITB!” Christy then steps in. “Who is the match against?” “Do I look like I do details? Jeez is it not enough that I got the match? You women today always want more!” With that he shakes his head and leaves, accompanied by the guns. Then just as Christy is about to hand over, CM Punk turns up, moving past her and knocking on the office door before entering. Christy gives a puzzled look before handing back to Tenay.

A promotional vignette then airs as we see Shane McMahon standing in an empty ring, inside a small, dingy, empty arena. “My Father had a vision……a dream……a passion. He wanted to take something small….and make it big. He wanted to take something good…….and make it great. To do the unthinkable…..to entertain the world.” We then start to see images of Infest Superstars like Batista, Edge, Chris Jericho, AJ Styles, John Cena, Christopher Daniels, MVP, Robert Roode and Jay Lethal appear either side of Shane as he continues. “I have a dream…….I live it every day. To take something small………and make it big. To take something new…..and make it grow. To nurture it………..and unleash it upon the world. To touch the hearts of millions……a world united in entertainment. Everyday I live the dream…….everyday I watch it grow……..everyday we step a little closer to greatness. The Road 2 Glory winds fast…..our Destiny looms tall……. This is our time….this is greatness….this is our moment….” Suddenly there is an explosion of pyro and we see that Shane is now standing in Madison Square Garden, the sound of thousands chanting ‘UCW’. Reach out and Touch Greatness…..30^th March 2008...Immortality…..Live The Moment!”

‘BEER!’ The crowd start to jeer as ‘Cowboy’ James Storm comes down to the ring, accompanied by Jackie Moore who is carrying a rather large bag. As they enter the ring, Storm grabs hold of a mic while Jackie reaches into the bag and pulls out a six back of beer. Storm then reaches down and picks one up, taking a long swig from it before speaking. The Immortality wagon is certainly rolling………and it wouldn’t be a proper party unless the Cowboy is there. Now a little birdie tells me that while I was away last week….Shane McMahon announced there would be a money in the bank ladder match at immortality….with the winner getting a championship match of his choosing….when and wherever he wants. Now personally I can’t think of a better person to win a a contract like that then myself. I mean what other alternatives are there? CM Punk? Don’t make me laugh. The guy doesn’t even drink for Christ’s sake. What real man doesn’t drink?” With that he takes a big swig and empties the bottle, putting it down and picking up another. “Now being the genius I am…I have come up with the perfect campaign to get me into that match at Immortality. In this bag we have a selection of promotional goodies that Jackie is now going to hand out.” He then takes a swig of beer as Jackie rolls out of the ring with the bag and starts handing items to the fans. “We have got Cowboy badges made out of bottle caps………Storm is Money In The Bank beer mats…….Sorry About Your Damn Luck beer coolers…..some high quality items. I want you to take these times….wear the badges with pride….use the mats and coolers the next time you enjoy a beer…..and tell everyone that you want to see James Storm at immortality!!!” He then takes another swig of beer when…….

‘YEAHHHHHHHH!’ The crowd then get to their feet as CM Punk makes his way out and down the ramp, sliding into the ring and picking up a mic. “James…..I think you have had one too many to drink pal. I mean come on….look at yourself. There I was leaving Mr McMahon’s office when I see you on the monitor doing this. I just had to come out here…..I had to save you from yourself. If you want a spot in the MITB….then you have to earn it just like the rest of us do. So my suggestion to you Storm….seeing as we are old partners….is you go and see Mr McMahon. But I would wait until you have sobered up a bit….you know what I mean?” Storm looks a little confused as he takes another swig of beer. “Punk….why lie? Why stand there and lie to all these people? Why don’t you admit that you heard me call you a sissy….and you came out here to be a real man and drink some beer? Go on………grow a pair and sink a bottle. You won’t regret it.” With that he picks up another bottle and offers it to Punk. Punk looks around the crowd before reaching out and taking the bottle. He then looks around the crowd again before putting it to his lips. But at the last second he tips the beer over Storm. Storm reacts in shock, and then swings for Punk. Punk though ducks and then connects with some kicks to the body before then hitting the ropes and dropping Storm onto his knee with a bulldog. Then with Storm laying in a pool of beer, Jackie rolls into the ring but Punk rolls out. He then backs up the ramp with a grin on his face dusting his hands together as Jackie helps Storm.

Backstage we see Christy Hemme standing outside the General Managers office with World Heavyweight Champion Edge. “As I wait to speak to our General Manager, I have been joined by World Heavyweight Champion Edge. Now Edge, in a few minutes you take on Kazarian one on one, and after your plans last week clearly went wrong, just how do you feel about tonight?” “First things first Christy…….speaking to me should be precedent over anything else….I am your World Heavyweight Champion after all. And if you want my opinion……well let me tell you that right now I am pissed off. First of all I am pissed off because last week….when I was trying to do an honest job as official…both Batista and Chris Jericho took it upon themselves to assault me. But have they been punished? No….of course not. They don’t even have to compete tonight. But if that isn’t enough….I have a match against Kazarian. So what…..you win a couple of matches and get to step into the ring with the best? That doesn’t work for me….and just to prove a point….I am going to go out there an humiliate Kazarian.” But Edge’s attention is drawn to the arrival of Batista, dressed in suit and sunglasses. Batista removes the sunglasses and starts to speak. “I just happened to be walking by and heard you say my name….and I figured that you obviously had something important to tell me.” “How dare you….how dare you have the audacity to stand there and speak to me after what you did last week. If I had my way….I would strip you of your spot at immortality. You disgust me.” Batista lets out a little chuckle before responding. “I disgust you. Everything that happened to you last week was justified after how you acted….just like everything that will happen at Immortality when I take that championship from you will also be justified. But enough of all that….I didn’t come here to argue. I just wanted…man to man….to wish you good luck for your match tonight.” With that he pats Edge on the arm, before putting his sunglasses back on and making his exit. Looking agitated, Edge turns to Christy. “I don’t trust him…….there is something not right.” With that he storms off.

We then see Jonathan Coachman standing with MVP. “MVP…earlier on tonight we saw you beat Jay Lethal to become the first official entrant of the Money In The Bank ladder match at Immortality. But do you think you have what it takes to go all the way at UCW’s showpiece?” “Are you crazy? Do you really even need to ask that question? Need I remind you the key factor regarding MVP……..and that is the pure fact that I am simply better then everyone else. It’s quite fitting really that I am the first official entrant…….because when it comes to the match itself I will once again be number one….and it will be pure and simple ball in……MVP walking away with the contract. In fact to save on time…..Shane McMahon would be best not to choose any more contestants….because the result is already a foregone conclusion. But knowing that he will…..it just means that MVP will have to upstage everyone else on the biggest stage of them all…..something I just happen to be very used to!!” With that he puts on a pair of sunglasses and makes his exit.

With both men in the ring, Mike Tenay reminds us that this is a non-title match as ref Rudy Charles calls for the bell to start things off. Edge starts with a cocky attitude, but it doesn’t do him much good as Kazarian surprises the champion, ducking a wild swing before connecting with some forearm shots and then whipping Edge off into the ropes. Kazarian then drops to the mat and Edge jumps over him, hitting the opposite ropes before Kazarian takes him down with a drop kick. Kazarian continues to impress, keeping the champion on his toes with his vast array of arsenal. But the tide turns when Edge is whipped onto the corner. Kazarian then charges in, but Edge pulls Charles in front of him. Kazarian is able to stop in time, but Edge then comes out from behind Charles and connects with a sucker punch, followed by a clothesline. Charles then tells Edge off for his actions, but it is too late as Edge now has control of the match. Edge then shows his sadistic side, slowly working over Kazarian with pleasure. He picks up a couple of near falls, including off the Edgucution, but Kazarian keeps fighting back. With the crowd behind him, Kazarian starts to work his way back into the match, once again surprising the champion. As things continue, the match is evenly poised and could go either way. Eventually both Edge and Kazarian are on the top turnbuckle, and Kazarian is looking for the flux Capacitor, but Edge blocks it and counters with a superplex. With both men down, Charles starts a count, but Edge is first to his feet. He then moves to the corner and crouches, lining up Kazarian for the Spear when…….

‘I WALK ALONE!’ The crowd then erupts at the sound fo the music, and Edge turns to face the ramp with a lock of frustration on his face. Batista then comes out onto the stage, still dressed in a suit, and stops where he is. Suddenly Kazarian comes up behind edge and rolls him up, one……………two……………three!!! As the crowd cheer, Batista starts to laugh and makes his exit, as in the ring Edge pulls on his hair in horror at what has just happened.

We then join Christy Hemme who is inside the General Manager’s Office with Shane McMahon. “Shane….a short while ago we heard CM Punk tell James Storm that he had to come see you and earn a spot in the MITB…..and this happened minutes after Punk had been in to see you. Can you tell us just what was said between you and Punk?” “Well Christy it’s really quite simple. I tol….” But before he can continue, the door opens and in walks Raven and Christopher Daniels. Daniels then walks up to the desk. “Last week I beat Jonny Devine to pick up yet another victory since my return. I have played an important part of the last two PPV’s…..yet I still don’t seem to be part of the MITB….while some arrogant layabout like MVP is. When are you going to realise that this is my time…..it is the Fallen Angels time to shine?” Raven though pulls him back and has a silent word before stepping forward himself. “Shane….despite being a McMahon you seem to be a man of logic and reason. It is once again apparent the wheels of destiny are tin motion…….but that the will of fate herself is being blocked by one individual after another. Now when it comes to Destiny……I am first hand proof that it can never be prevented……..the question is the means needed to achieve it. My journey to NWA glory was neither a peaceful or pleasant one….but a path I walked never the less. Now things with Chris can be done the same way…..but when it comes to such a talent as his….I am sure you agree that drastic measures are not necessary.” Shane takes a deep breath before responding. “Raven….I don’t even know what you just said. But the drift I’m getting is you want a spot in the MITB. Well I will tell you the same thing I told CM Punk…if you want it then you have got to earn it. In fact that gives me an idea. Next week the Machineguns are in a qualifying match but without opponents. But no longer….because next week it will be the Motor City Machineguns versus CM Punk and you Christopher Daniels. The winning team will qualify for the MITB. Satisfied?” Neither Raven or Daniels speak, Instead Raven ushers Daniels out of the door as Shane lets out a big sigh. “I’m starting to regret this idea!!” He then takes a look at his watch. “Christy…excuse me….I have business to take care of.” With that he ups and leaves.

‘MONEY!’ The crowd start to jeer as Robert Roode makes his way down to the ring accompanied by Ms Brooks. As he enters the ring she hands him a mic. “Last week…..Shane McMahon stood in this ring and started to make matches for Immortality….but he left out one name….mine. I then came out to challenge that fact….and to his credit Shane made the right decision in putting me on the card. But then…in his infinite wisdom…he decided that I would be defending my Corporate Championship…..against an opponent he wouldn’t name until tonight. Well Shane….here we are one week later……and I am fed up of waiting. So why don’t you get your ass out here….and tell me what name I will be adding to my defeated list!”

‘HERE COMES THE MONEY!’ The crowd then get to their feet as Shane McMahon comes out onto the stage. “Robert….you know they say that patience is a virtue. But after the busy night I am having….I’m fed up with guys in the back nagging me about Immortality. Therefore I will keep this short. I have hand picked an opponent that I feel is more then capable of taking that god forsaken championship from you. So without further delay….let me introduce to you your opponent for Immortality….” Shane then stapes aside as everyone looks on.

‘BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!’ The arena fills with cheers as the music hits and the familiar figure of Chris Jericho poses on the stage. He then turns round a flashes a smile, before pulling a mic out of his back jean pocket and makes his way down to the ring. But as he enters he goes to speak….but is cut off by Roode. “Hold it right there Jericho. You mean all this time I was worried about who I was facing….when all this time it was just you. And there I was thinking that I would have some real competition for a change. Instead they just wheel out the old has been for last payday.” Jericho pretends to act hurt before replying. “Bobby…..why so much hostility? In three weeks time you get to perform on the biggest stage of them all…..in front of millions of fans watching worldwide……in one on one action with this sexy beast. Immortality will be a night that you will never…..E-V-E-R……forgot…again. And do you want to know why Bobby? Do you want to know that night will forever burn a hole in that sponge you call a brain? It’s because once I am through with you…..once I have taken that Championship away from you…..Robert Roode Incorporated will forever be known as Bobby Roode…..Ass Clowns!” “Oh you think that’s funny huh Chris? You think that’s funny? Well why don’t you laugh about this…” With that he then drops the mic and connects with a hard slap. Jericho then holds his chin for a moment, before off loading with some forearm shots that rock Roode. Jericho then hit’s the ropes but Roode pulls Ms Brooks in front of him. Jericho is able to stop in time, but Roode pushes Ms Brooks in to him and quickly rolls out of the ring. He then backs up the ramp, holding the Corporate Championship high as Jericho signals his hands around his waist.

We are then reminded that on March 30^th 2008 Meltdown and Infest join forces to bring you the latest PPV offering…..UCW’s biggest PPV of the year…wrestling’s Superbowl….Immortality.

We then see Shane McMahon walking backstage when he is approached by a beer soaked James Storm. “What the hell now? Can’t you all just leave me alone?” “Shane…..you saw what Punk did to me. I want payback…and I want it in the MITB ladder match.” “Well good for you. If you agree to leave me alone then I will do this for you…..next week you will have a qualifying match….win and you are in MITB. Now get the hell out of my way…..and get a damn shower.” With that Shane storms off as Storm looks pleased with the result.

We then join Mike Tenay & JBL at ringside. “Folks, what a night it has been so far…but you could say that we have saved the best till last. But first let us remind you what you can see next week. We will be witnessing two MITB qualifiers, with the Motor City Machineguns taking on CM Punk and Christopher Daniels, while James Storm will also have a one on one opportunity.” “Tenay i can also tell you that the first MITB qualified competitor, and my pick to win, MVP will be in action next week.” “It will certainly be another action packed night John, and you can guarantee that things between Edge and Batista are certainly far from civil after what happened tonight! But that is next week, and right now It is time for our main event, so strap yourselves in for what should be drama all the way!!”

*SIREN* The arena breaks out in boo’s as Scott Steiner comes out dressed in jeans and a ‘Big Poppa Pump’ t-shirt, making his way down the ramp and taking a seat at the announce table. The boo’s then continue as AJ Styles makes his way out onto the stage, holding his X Division Championship high before making his way down into the ring.

‘’MY TIME IS NOW!’ The crowd then erupt as John Cena comes out onto the ramp, saluting the crowd before making his way down to the ring. He then comes to a stop in front of the announce table and has a stare down with Steiner, before rolling into the ring. He then tosses his hat and t-shirt into the crowd before removing his dog tags. But as he does, AJ charges up from behind and connects with a clubbing blow to the back, followed by another. Then as Cena turns round, AJ connects with some forearm shots as Charles Robinson calls for the bell to start the match. AJ then whips Cena off into the ropes, but Cena comes back with a jumping shoulder block. Then as AJ gets to his feet, Cena whips him off into the ropes and takes him down with a back body drop. Cena then rocks AJ with some hard rights before whipping him hard into the corner. Then as AJ stumbles out Cena hoists him onto his shoulders looking for the FU, but AJ is able to wriggle free and drop to the mat, before then connecting with some swift kicks. He then runs at the ropes and springboards off them into a cross body, but Cena catches him before connecting with a backbreaker. He then makes the cover but AJ kicks out. Cena then gets to his feet and pulls AJ up, backing him into the corner before then whipping him hard into the opposite corner. Cena then charges in but AJ moves out of the way. Cena though stops himself connecting with the turnbuckle, but turns straight into a forearm shot to the head. AJ then grabs hold of Cena’s head and starts to run up the turnbuckle, but Cena uses his strength to lift Styles over the rope and put him down on the apron. Styles though leans through the middle rope and connects with a shoulder to the gut, before then reaching over the top rope with a kick to the head that make Cena stumble back. AJ then launches into a springboard flying forearm that rocks Cena and knocks him down. AJ then hit’s the ropes and looks for a running kick to the head, but Cena ducks under it and as AJ bounces back off the opposite ropes Cena takes him down with a hip toss. AJ then stumbles to his feet and Cena whips him into the ropes. But AJ slides between his legs and as Cena turns round, AJ connects with an inch perfect drop kick. AJ then puts the boot in before helping Cena up and connecting with some stiff chops that back Cena against the ropes. AJ then goes to whip Cena into the ropes, but Cena reverses and sends AJ off instead, before taking him down with a shoulder tackle. Cena then moves in, but AJ springs his legs up and takes Cena down with a hurricanrana. AJ then makes the cover but Cena kicks out. AJ then hit’s the ropes and connects with a running kick to the head followed by another cover, but Cena again kicks out. AJ then starts to pull Cena up, but Cena fires back with some shots to the gut. He then hits the ropes but AJ jumps over him and as both men turn round, AJ connects with a kick to the gut. AJ then runs and jumps onto the ropes into his springboard reverse DDT. But as he lands and hooks Cena, the fan favourite blocks with some shots to the midsection. Cena then hit’s the ropes and connects with a jumping shoulder tackle. Then as AJ stumbles to his feet Cena lifts him up and connects with his rotating side sit down powerbomb. Starting to fire up, Cena brushes off his shoulder before hitting the ropes and delivering the five knuckle shuffle. He then makes the cover but AJ kicks out. But feeling the momentum, Cena helps Aj up and scoops him onto his shoulders, but once again AJ is able to wriggle free and drop to the mat, before out of nowhere going for the Pele. But Cena moves and it connects with Charles Robinson instead. Shocked by his miss, AJ then stumbles to his feet straight into a drop toe hold from Cena. Cena then acts quickly, locking in the STFU as the noise levels raise. As AJ struggles against the pain, hre tries to pull himself towards the ropes but not with much luck. But having seen enough, Scott Steiner gets up from the announce table and slides into the ring before connecting with a boot the back of Cena’s head. Cena then lets go and slumps to the mat, holding his head in pain. Steiner then pulls Cena up and connects with some hard rights followed by a clothesline. Steiner then goes over to AJ and pullshim up, before pointing at Cena and barking out some orders. He then rollsout of the ring and reaches underneath, pulling out a lead pipe while in the ring AJ starts to hold Cena up. Steiner then slides back into the ring and brandishes the pipe. But the fans get to their feet as Jay lethal comes charging down the ramp, jumping onto the apron and then hitting a springboard dropkick into the back of Steiner, knocking him into AJ as they clash heads. He then connects with elbows to the head of both men before firing up to the crowd. He then turns back but Steiner grabs hold of him. Cena though is back to his feet and connects with a clubbing blow to the back of Steiner, causing him tolet goof Lethal. Cena then connects with some hard rights before whipping Steiner into the ropes and following up with a clothesline that sends Steiner to the outside. With the crowd pumping, Lethal and Cena then stare at AJ who is getting to his feet. AJ shakes his head and tries tileave, but is cut off by Lethal who connects with an elbow to the head. AJ then stumbles round into the path of Cena who scoops him onto his shoulders and delivers the FU. Lethal then rolls out of the ring as Cena makes the cover, while Robinson crawls over to make the count, one………two……….three!!! The crowd go crazy as the show goes off the air with Steiner looking on from the ramp, while Lethal raises the victorious hand of Cena while AJ lays out of it on the mat.